Some FAQs:

Are you the keithka I play Words with Friends with? Yes.

Are you the Keith Kaplan that's a wedding photographer in Las Vegas? No, that's: this guy.

Are you the Keith Kaplan that's a dentist in New York? No, that's: this guy.

Are you the Keith Kaplan that's a garbage hauler who got in trouble for helping a church clean up some old carpet? No, that's: this guy.

Are you the Keith Kaplan that's a fur industry lobbyist? No, that's: this guy.